PRICELESS WORDS
PRICELESS WORDS
A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees
is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed. He looks around the room and sees that
it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.
"Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping.
Love You!"
Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and
sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home around3 AM , drunk and delirious.
Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye
when you stumbled into the door". Confused, the man asks,
"So, why is everything in order and so clean, and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me?
I should expect a big quarrel with her!"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom,
and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off,
you said, "LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!"
Moral
Self-induced hangover - $ 400.00
Broken crockery - $ 800.00
Breakfast - $ 10.00
Saying the Right Thing While Drunk ? "PRICELESS "
There are truly some things that both money and Mastercardcan't buy
咁大炸雞腸, 講咩架??? 有個男人飲醉左返屋企.. 第2朝早醒.. 見到有杯水.. 有藥食... 佢老婆有張note.. 寫準備好早餐, 佢去買鬆... love you咁... 個個男人就覺得奇怪... 飲得咁醉佢老婆冇理由唔同佢開戰.. 佢問返個仔... 個仔話.. 你返到黎好醉.. 呀媽幫你換衫時你就話... 小姐我已經結左婚, 唔好攪我....
Moral
Self-induced hangover - $ 400.00
Broken crockery - $ 800.00
Breakfast - $ 10.00
Saying the Right Thing While Drunk ? "PRICELESS " 哈哈, 又幾好笑架喎~~~~Smilies017 Smilies017 Smilies017 Smilies017 男人睇會話好笑~
但女人睇應該會覺得好sweet~ :lol NICE~XD
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